I came across a youtube video..which teaches you how to seduce or pickup a chick/girl in just  a few minutes...
quite interesting..try figure out whther its useful or not..haha

Is there any occupation for treating sick fishes or surgery for fishes?

One night..one of my dad's arowana became mad and self harm by jumping towards the lid of the aquarium..Ended up having bruises and wounds on its mouth..even having torn flesh...

To make sure it doesn't get infected by bacteria..My dad decided the to cut off the torn flesh on its lip/ mouth and transfer it to another aquarium for treatment..These is the video of the process..haha

Yesterday..Saturday..As usual..went to Gurney for a movie -Red Cliff
Here is when everything starts to be so damn 'lucky'

     1.00pm , me and my family went to Nippon Yataimura for lunch.I wanted to watch Red Cliff at 2.45pm. I called Danny which is already at Gurney to help me buy 2 tickets for 2.45pm..
" Danny! Ka wa beh Red Cliff eh tickets..Ji diam gao!(2.45pm)"
"Ok..Bo bun teh!"

    After that, Danny called me up..
" Oi ah liang! Wa beh liao..Go diam gao (5.45pm)"
"Hami L!? I said 2.45pm"
" I heard you said 4.45pm.So i bought 5.45pm"
"Oh shit! Ask whether can replace or not!?"

    End up, its irreplacable..So..No other choices..Have to watch at 5.45pm.
Everything went smoothly well in Gurney..After movie..Dropped my friend back..went for dinner with Danny and Hui Ying at Seri Ananda..

    Here is when the 'lucky' story restarts or I shall say continue..
After dinner..while driving back home..Was infront the traffic lights of Island Plaza..My dad called..
"Ah Liang, go collect noodles from the hawker..I called them to start cooking d.."
"ok!"
   
    The hawker is at Penang road..Driving there, I have to pass by UPR..There was a terrible traffic jam last night -
JPJ block ..When I saw those JPJ guys..I monologued 'HAHA...I surely get to pass through them..I didn'y drink nor talk on phone ..Not tinted..."
Instead, that fucking Malay asked me stop my car aside..
"Bang, P lesen lagi ar.!!
He looked around my car..
"Nombor plate bang terlalu kecil la..JPJ tak approve mia"
"Apa? Saya tak tahu..Tak boleh bagi chance ar?"
"Tak boleh la!"
"Tak boleh selesai ar?"
"tak boleh la..banyak orang hari ini, Bang turun kereta la"
HOLY MOTHER FAKA!!! I went down and signed that fucking green letter! damn!

    Fast and FURIOUSLY, I drove to the hawker stall and collect my dad's noodles..Driving angrily home..While driving pass Green House Hokkien Mee..My mom called..
"Ah Liang, why so long still not home?"
"I so sui siao!! KENA SAMAN!!"
Suddenly, I can see blue flash flashing non-stop...I glaced to the left..A FUCKING WHITE COLOUR WAJA WITH BLUE STRIPES - POLICE CAR!!!!!
Asked to stop aside..Wind down my window...
"Wah Bang, P driver..cakap telepon ar!"
"Aduh, bagi chance la..cakap dengan mak, emergency mia!"
"Kalau bagi chance nanti mai ulang lagi"
"Tak kan la! Tak boleh selesai ka?"
"Mau macam mana selesai?Cepat la!"

Fished out my wallet..20 ringgit left..took it out...
That fucking policeman daringly asked.."Berapa ?"
"Dua puluh saja..Dompet sudah kosong..", Showing him my totally emptied wallet..
"Cepat ,kepit sama IC dan lesen"
I then sandwiched two 20 dollar bills between my IC and License and gave to him..
"Thank you la bang"
"Ah ya, thank you!" , I said reluctantly...

WTF!!!!How many of you possibly get caught by JPJ following a policeman!!!

I shall declare last night was the 'luckiest day' ever..


     

Tommorrow!! 13th July..Finally ..As the president of organizing committee..Having so much pressure ..LOLX..worrying whether everyhing will be fine or not...Just came back home from meeting..hiax..so nervous and anxious..Somemore got perform..AYO!!
Enough of these doom and gloom, have to memorize lyrics : D ..

Wish me luck everyone!

This is one of the most forgetful day ever..That put me in deep shit..
First, went to tuition so full of enthusiasm...After tuition...went to my car..saw a green paper on the windscreen.(you know what it is) DAMN!!

After that, which means just now!! Wanted to go to gym..because I was too tired so skipped kickboxing and went to gym..Everything seem to be so fine..until I step in the gym..
The gym caretaker said : " Hey! Are you going to use the gym?"
                                     " Yea ofcourse!"
                                     " Sorry I can't let you use the gym equipment before you change a sports shoe!"

WTF!!! I was wearing slippers!! How could I ever forgot!?I've been to gym so many times already!! ARGH!
Everything went wrong today!

My friend took these videos quite along time ago..He just sent me..although I looked really gross and its totally an eyesore..but I think its really cool to share with you guys..HAHA

This is one of the video of me in class aroused and agitated...LOLX...

 
They are actully springkling  water at me ..So..lolxx

About one month passed..
Memories still stuck in my head..
Every single move of yours moves my heart..

Too down to blog..

Are you guys introduced to the term cybersex?
From wikipedia...

Cybersex, computer sex, internet sex or net sex is a virtual sex encounter in which two or more persons connected remotely via a computer network send one another sexually explicit messages describing a sexual experience. It is a form of role-playing in which the participants pretend they are having actual sexual relations. In one iteration, this fantasy sex is accomplished by the participants describing their actions and responding to their chat partners in a mostly written form designed to stimulate their own sexual feelings and fantasies. Cybersex may also be accomplished through the use of avatars in a multiuser software environment.

Cybersex sometimes includes real life masturbation. The quality of a cybersex encounter typically depends upon the participants' abilities to evoke a vivid, visceral mental picture in the minds of their partners. Imagination and suspension of disbelief are also critically important. Cybersex can occur either within the context of existing or intimate relationships, e.g. among lovers who are geographically separated, or among individuals who have no prior knowledge of one another and meet in virtual spaces or cyberspaces and may even remain anonymous to one another. In some contexts cybersex is enhanced by the use of webcams to transmit real-time video of the partners.

Cybersex is sometimes colloquially called "cybering". Channels used to initiate cybersex are not necessarily exclusively devoted to that subject, and participants in any Internet chat may suddenly receive a message with any possible variation of the text "Wanna cyber?"

But have you ever thought of  any consequences? Or any prank for cybersex?

watch these videos..MUHAHAA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0M7bFVa8a0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JL1VkYQqng&feature=related

Didn't expect my blog to be so informative!! haha
have fun!

-Starting to listen to heavy-metal music, .
-drawing crap on the school table with liquid paper when free,
-thinking of those shit when I'm alone,
-just feel like going out when alone...
-feeling depressed...?

OMG..are these symptoms of being emo? OO NO..I don want to be an emo'ian...ZZZ
But I don't think I am one if i'm able to list out what I did and feel freaked out when thinking of this...

Went to wikipedia...Found out this..

Emo is also often associated with a certain fashion. The term "emo" is sometimes stereotyped with tight jeans on males and females alike, long fringe (bangs) brushed to one side of the face or over one or both eyes, dyed black, straight hair, tight t-shirts (sometimes short sleeved) which often bear the names of emo bands (or other designer shirts), studded belts, belt buckles, canvas sneakers or skate shoes or other black shoes (often old and beaten up) and thick, black horn-rimmed glasses.^[13][14][15] Emo fashion has changed with time. Early trends included straight, unparted hair, tightly fitting sweaters, button-down shirts, and work jackets.^{[citation needed]} This fashion has at times been characterized as a fad.^[16]

In recent years the popular media has associated emo with a stereotype that includes being emotional, sensitive, shy, introverted, or angsty.^[17][18][19] It is also associated with depression, self-injury, and suicide.^[20][21]

One sample of people who is emo , I don't think I look a bit like him la!! HAHAHA
I don't wear tight jeans, I don't have long fringe!!
Now I declare myself not an EMO'IAN!!! LOLX..

I know I'm very...boring